The Dark Lord Give-No-Fucks

Jordan|26|they/them

in keeping with tradition, i will continue to blog about everything i like and nothing that I don’t

UTAU/Vsynth blog is @yinyangp

Hitman fanfic blog is @chaosisaladderfic

All posts are ok to reblog unless stated otherwise in the tags.

noblesse-raeva:

s1ut-pup:

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

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feedeekate:

Slutty cow print clothes being sold only in sizes that wouldn’t fit on a fat bitch is some kinda twisted structurally enforced stolen valor type shit.

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catchymemes:

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catgirldecapitation:

anyone else a little peeved that toasters rely so much on jumpscares but are otherwise not very scary

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tadfools:

this game has no right to be as funny as it is

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birf:

to do list

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i-am-a-fish:

HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

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orchidbreezefc:

ALT

i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle

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catchymemes:

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arsuf:

“You might have made me what I am, but I can be so much more than what you created me to be.” 🧛

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